第01集

上半部分

Monica: There’s nothing to tell. It’s just some guy I work with.

• 没什么可说的。只不过是我的同事而已。

Joey: C’mon, you’re going out with the guy. There’s gotta be something wrong with him!

• 少来了，你和那个人出去约会，他一定是有什么问题！

Chandler: All right, Joey. Be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

• 好啦，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背吗？驼背又带假发？

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 'cause I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carloh!

• 慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想她重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。喔！

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s not.It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

• 好吧，大家淡定。淡定。这甚至都不算是约会。完全不算。我们只不过是出去吃晚餐，也不做爱。

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

• 我觉得听起来像是和我约会。

Chandler: Alright, so I’m back in high school, I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

• 好啦，回到中学那个时候，我站在自助餐厅中央，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

• 哦，耶，做过那样的梦。

Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone…there.

• 然后我低头一看，发现有一支大哥大…在那儿。

Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That’s right!

• 而不是…？没错！

Joey: Never had that dream.

• 从没做过那样的梦。

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

• 突然，那个电话响起来了。

Chandler: Now I don’t know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me.

• 然后我不知道该怎么办，大家都开始看着我。

Monica: They weren’t looking at you before?

• 之前他们就没看着你？

Chandler: Finally, I figure I’d better answer it.

• 最后，我觉得应该接这个电话。

Chandler: And it turns out it’s my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

• 结果是我妈妈（打来的）。这十分十分的奇怪，因为她从来不给我打电话。

Ross: Hi.

• 嗨。

Joey: This guy says, "Hello, " I wanna kill myself.

• 这家伙说句“你好”，我都想自杀。

Monica: You okay? sweetie!

• 亲爱的你还好吧？

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.

• 我就感觉好像有人将手伸进我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来再缠在我的脖子上。

Chandler: Cookie?

• 要饼干吗？

Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.

• 卡箩今天搬走了她的东西。

Monica: Let me get you some coffee.

• 我给你弄杯咖啡。

Thanks.

• 谢谢

Ross: No, Oh! No don’t! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine, be murky.

• 不，喔！不，不要！不要清理我的气息！离我的气息远点，好吗？好吧！继续抑郁吧！

Ross: I’ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she’ll be happy.

• 我会没事的，好不好？真的，各位，我希望她会幸福。

Monica: No, you don’t.

• 不，你并不希望。

Ross: No I don’t, to hell with her, she left me!

• 不，我不会的，让她见鬼去吧，是她抛弃了我！

Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?

• 你从来都不知道她是女同性恋？

Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

• 不知道！行了吧？为什么每个人总是揪着这点不放？

Ross: She didn’t know. How should I know?

• 她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

• 有时候我希望我是女同性恋。我大声说出来啦？

Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well.

• 我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了，他们似乎很好地接受了。

Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. , “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?

• 噢，真的吗？那我凌晨三点接到一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话，她在电话中抽泣说“我不会有孙子了，我不会有孙子了 ” 那是怎么回事？打错电话啦？

Ross: Sorry.

• 对不起。

Joey: Alright Ross, Look, you’re feeling a lot of pain right now. You’re angry. You’re hurting.

• 没事的，罗斯。听着，你现在感到很痛苦，你很生气，你感到很受伤。

Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!

• 我能告诉你答案是什么吗？脱衣舞俱乐部！

Joey: C’mon, you’re single! Have some hormones.

• 拜托，你单身了，找点乐子吧！

Ross: See I don’t want to be single, okay?

• 可我不想单身，好不好？

Ross: I just…I justI just want to be married again.

• 我只是…我只是，我只是想再婚。

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!

• 而我只想要100万美金！

Monica: Rachel? Rachel: Oh, God, Monica hi! Thank God!

• 瑞秋？噢，老天，莫妮卡，你好，感谢上帝！

Rachel: I just went to your building, and you weren’t there, and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are you are.

• 我刚到你那里去，而你不在，那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真在这里，你真在这里。

Can I get you some coffee?

• 给你来点咖啡？

Monica: Decaf.

• 无咖啡因的。

Monica: Okay, Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.

• 好了，各位，这位是瑞秋，林肯高中的另一个幸存者。

Monica: This is everybody. this is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you Remember my brother, Ross?

• 这就是各位啦，这是钱德，菲比和乔伊。还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？

Rachel: Sure! Hi

• 当然，你好！

Monica: So You wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

• 那么你是现在告诉我们呢，还是说我们等四位湿漉的伴娘来？

Rachel: Oh God…Well, it started about a halfhour before the wedding.

• 哦，天呐，好吧，这大概发生在婚礼前半个小时。

Rachel: I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat.

• 我当时在放置礼品的房间里。我正看着那个船形卤肉盘。

Rachel: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realized…Sweet ‘n’ Lo?

• 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘。当时，突然，我意识到…有糖吗？

Rachel: I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!

• 我发现比起巴里，这个船形卤肉盘更让我冲动！

Rachel: And then I got really freaked out, and that’s when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y’know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but.

• 然后我吓到了，就在那时我突然想到：巴里看起来有多像土豆头先生，你们知道的，我的意思是，我总觉得他看起来很像，但是…

Rachel: Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering, "Why am I doing this, " and “Who am I doing this for?”

• 无论如何，我必须离开那里，然后我开始思考：“我为什么这样做，我为了谁这样做？”

Rachel: So anyway, I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

• 反正我不知道该去哪里，而且我知道你和我有点疏远了，但你是我认识的人里唯一住在这个城市的。

Monica: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.

• 没被邀请参加婚礼的人

Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…

• 。噢，我有点希望这不是什么问题…

Monica: Now I’m guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she’s really not happy about it.

• 现在我猜他给她买了个大管风琴，而她很不喜欢。

Chandler: “Tuna or egg salad! Decide!”

• 金枪鱼或鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！

"I’ll have whatever Christina’s having. "

• “克莉丝汀店里有什么我就吃什么。”

Rachel: Daddy, I just I can’t marry him. I’m sorry. I just don’t love him. Well, it matters to me!

• 爸爸，我只是不能嫁给他！对不起，我只是不爱他。额，但那对我很重要！

Phoebe: "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. "

• “如果我松开我的头发，我的头会掉下来的。”

Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

• 噢，她真不应该穿那条裤子。

Joey: I say push her down the stairs.

• 我说把她推下楼梯。

All: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

• 把她推下楼梯！推下楼梯！推下楼梯！

Rachel: C’mon Daddy, listen to me! It’s like, it’s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!'.

• 爸爸，听我说！就好像，就好像 在我一生中，所有人都告诉我，“你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子！”

Rachel: And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be aa purse? y’know? Or aor a hat!

• 然后今天，我制止了，我说：假如我不想成为鞋子呢？如果我想成为一个包？你知道吗，或者，嗯，一个帽子！”

Rachel: No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat! I’m saying I am a ha…It’s a metaphor, Daddy!

• 不，我不是让你给我买帽子，我是说我是一顶帽…这是个比喻，老爸！

Ross: You can see where he’d have trouble.

• 你能发现他哪里出了问题。

Rachel: Look, Daddy, it’s my life. Well, maybe I’ll just stay here with Monica.

• 爸爸，这是我的生活。也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。

Monica: Well, I guess we’ve established she’s staying here with Monica…

• 额，我想我们都确定了她和Monica住这里了…

Rachel: Well, maybe that’s my decision. Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait! I said maybe!

• 也许那是我的决定，呵，也许我不需要你的钱。等等！我是说也许！

Monica: Just breathe, breathe…that’s it. Just try to think of nice calm things.

• 呼吸，呼吸，就这样。只想着一些让你镇定的好东西。

Phoebe: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells. And something with mittens La la la something. And noodles with string…

• 玫瑰上的雨滴，还有猫的胡须，门铃和雪橇铃还有手套。啦啦啦，还有一些面条…

Rachel: I’m all better now.

• 我现在好多了。

Phoebe: I helped.

• 我帮上忙啦！

Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y’know?

• 听着，这或许是最好的结果，知道吗？

Monica: Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, ‘hat’ thing.

• 独立了，把握自己的生活。就像你说的“帽子”的事情。

Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.

• 还有，你还需要什么，你随时可以来找乔伊。

Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He’s away a lot.

• 我和钱德就住在对面。而且他经常不在。

Monica: Joey, Stop hitting on her! It’s her wedding day.

• 乔伊，不要勾引她了！今天是她结婚的日子！

Joey: What, like there’s a rule or something?

• 怎么啦，好像这还有什么规定吗？

Chandler: I got it. Please don’t do that again. It’s a horrible sound.

• 我来。请不要再这么干了，这是很难听的声音。

uh, It’s, it’s Paul.

• 额，我是，我是保罗。

Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in.

• **噢，天呐，到6:**30了吗？让他进来！

Joey: Who’s Paul?

• 谁是保罗？

Ross: Paul, the wine guy? Paul?

• 保罗，调酒师，保罗？

Monica: Maybe.

• 也许是吧

Joey: Wait a minute. Your ‘not a real date’ tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

• 等等，你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和调酒师保罗？

Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes!

• 他终于约你出去啦？是的！

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

• 噢，这可真是个可以载入日记的时刻。

Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel…

• 瑞秋，等等，我可以取消…

Rachel: Ooh God, Please, no, go, that’d be fine!

• 不，天啊，拜托，不用了，你去吧，没什么的！

Monica: Ooh, Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?

• 哦，罗斯，你还好吧？我是说，你希望我留下来吗？

Ross: That’d be good.

• 那再好不过了…

Monica: Really?

• 真的？

Ross: No, go on! It’s Paul, the wine guy!

• 不，去吧！那可是调酒师保罗！

Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it? Or he just complains a lot?

• 那是什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的？还是他总爱抱怨？

Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is…everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.

• 嗨，进来，保罗，这是…大家。各位，这是保罗。

Everybody: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

• 你好！保罗！嘿！调酒师！嘿！

Chandler: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. Paul, was it?

• 对不起，我没听清楚你的名字。保罗，是吗？

Monica: Okay, ummumm, I’ll justI’ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah…

• 对，额，我去… 我马上就好，我正要去，去，去额…

Ross: Awandering?

• 闲逛？

Monica: Change. Okay, sit down. Two seconds.

• 换衣服！好了，坐会儿。很快就好。

Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can’t be good.

• 噢，我刚拔掉四根睫毛。不是个好兆头。

Joey: Hey, Paul! Here’s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

• 你好，保罗！告诉你个小贴士，她很喜欢你在她脖子上同一个地方不停地揉来揉去，直到变红为止。

Monica: Shut up, Joey!

• 闭嘴，乔伊！

Ross: So Rachel, what’re you, uh…what’re you up to tonight?

• 那么瑞秋，你今晚，额…打算干什么？

Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so, nothing.

• 我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月，所以…没事做！

Ross: Right, you’re not even getting your honeymoon.

• 是呀，你都没办法过蜜月。

Ross: God. . No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year…

• 天呐，不，不，不过，阿鲁巴岛每年这个时候…

Ross: Talk about your, big lizards.

• 可以谈论下，大蜥蜴。

Ross: Anyway, if you don’t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

• 不管怎样，如果今晚你不想一个人待着的话，乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具。

Chandler: Yes, and we’re very excited about it.

• 是呀，而且我们为此非常兴奋。

Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I’m just gonna hang out here tonight. It’s been kinda a long day.

• 谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是待在这里吧。今天可真是漫长（不好过）。

Ross: Oh, sure.

• 是呀，没问题。

Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

• 嘿，Pheebs，你想来帮忙吗？

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.

• 哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。

Phoebe: Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art. But your love Oh, your love, your love…is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart, Lalalalala.

• 爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品。但是你的爱呀，你的爱，你的爱就像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。

Phoebe: Thank you. Lalalalala

• 谢谢。Lalalala…呜呜呜呜呜呜…

Ross: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.

• 我应该用这些螺杆把支架固定在侧面。

Ross: I have no brackety thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever…and I cannot feel my legs.

• 我没有支架，没有看到螺杆什么的…而且，我的腿麻了。

Joey: I think we’ve got a bookcase here.

• 我想我们弄好书架了。

Chandler: It’s beautiful thing.

• 看起来不错。

Joey: What’s this?

• 这是什么？

Chandler: I would have to say that is an Lshaped bracket.

• 我会说那是个L型支架。

Joey: Which goes where?

• 它应该安在哪里？

Chandler: I have no idea.

• 我完全…没有想法。

Joey: Done with the bookcase.

• 搞定书架了！

Chandler: All finished.

• 完工了！

Ross: This was Carol’s favorite beer.

• 这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒。

She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

• 她总是对着罐子喝，我本该知道的（她是女同）。

Joey: You’re gonna start with that stuff, we’re outta here.

• 你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了。

Chandler: Yeah, please don’t spoil all this fun.

• 就是，不要破坏所有这些乐趣。

Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.

• 问你一个问题。

Joey: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?

• 她得到家具，音响，好电视，你得到了什么？

Ross: You guys.

• 你们呀。

Chandler: Oh, God!

• 天呀。

Joey: You got screwed.

• 你被坑了。

Chandler: Oh, my God!

• 哦，我的天啊！

Monica: Oh, my God.

• 哦，我的老天！

Paul: I know. I know. I’m such an idiot.

• 我知道，我知道，我真是个笨蛋。

Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.

• 当她一礼拜见四五次牙医的时候，我本该察觉到的。

Paul: I mean, how clean can teeth get?

• 我的意思是，牙齿能多干净呀？

Monica: My brother’s going through that right now, he’s such a mess. How did you get through it?

• 我哥哥正在经历这种事呢，他糟透了。你是怎么熬过来的？

Paul: I might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her Leg?

• 我可能会试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西。比如她的… 腿？

Paul: That’s one way of doing it! Me, II went for the watch.

• 那是一种方式！我的话，我砸了她的表。

Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded my old boyfriend’s favorite bath towel.

• 你真的砸了她的手表？哇哦！我做过的最过分的事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。

Paul: Oh, steer clear of you.

• 得离你远点。

Monica: That’s right.

• 没错。

Rachel: Barry, I’m sorry. I am so sorry.

• 巴里，对不起，真的对不起。

Rachel: I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn’t…It’s about me. And I just

• 我知道你可能认为这都是跟那晚我对你说你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的，这都是我的问题，我只是…

下半部分

Rachel: Hi, the machine cut me off again. Anyway. Look, look…

• 嗨，机器又断了我的线路。听着，听着…

Rachel: I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn’t me, it’s not me.

• 我知道会有无比幸运的女孩成为凡可·巴瑞太太。但不是我，不会是我。

Rachel: And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance to…

• 而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁。但你得给我机会去…

Ross: I’m divorced. I’m only 26, and I’m divorced!

• 我离婚了！我才26岁就离婚了！

Joey: Shut up!

• 闭嘴！

Chandler: Come on, stop!

• 拜托，打住！

Ross: That only took me an hour.

• 那只花了我一个小时。

Chandler: You gotta understand, between us we haven’t had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.

• 你得明白，我们两个还没有比曼妥思时间更长的恋爱关系呢。

Chandler: You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.

• 而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了。

Chandler: Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out. That is why we don’t do it!

• 四年的亲近和分享，最后她把你的心给伤透了，这就是为什么我们不这么干！

Chandler: I don’t think that was my point!

• 我认为那不是我的意思！

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there’s only one woman for everybody, y’know? I mean what if you get one woman and that’s it.

• 你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗？假如每个人只有一个女人适合，知道吗？我的意思是，如果你拥有一个女人，就这么多了。

Ross: Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.

• 不幸的是，我的情况是，她拥有了一个女人。

Joey: What are you talking about? One woman.

• 你在说什么呀？“一个女人”？

Joey: That’s like saying there’s only one flavor of ice cream for you.

• 那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌。

Joey: Let me tell you something, Ross. There’s lots of flavors out there. There’s Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.

• 让我告诉你，罗斯。哪儿有很多种口味，有Rocky Road口味，Cookie Dough口味，然后还有香草口味。

Joey: You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.

• 还可以和糖条，果仁，或者拌着奶油一起吃！

Joey: This is the best thing that ever happened to you!

• 这是你一生中能够享受的最好的事情了！

Joey: You got married. You were like, what, 8? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

• 你结婚了，你当时是几岁，八岁吗？欢迎回到地球！拿好勺子！

Ross: I honestly don’t know if I’m hungry or horny.

• 我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了。

Stay out of my freezer!

• 离我的冰箱远点！

Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I…

• 从她离开我之后，我…

Monica: What? what what…You wanna spell it out with noodles?

• 什么？怎么啦？你想边吃面条边讲出来？

Paul: No, it’s, it’s more of a fifth date kinda revelation.

• 不是，这更应是第五次约会的事情。

Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? Paul: Isn’t there?

• 就是说还会有第五次约会吗？ 没有吗？

Monica: Yeah, yeah. I think there is.

• 是，是，我觉得有的。

Monica: What were you gonna say?

• 你刚刚要说什么？

Paul: Well, ever since she left me…I haven’t been able to perform…sexually.

• 好吧，自从她离开我之后，我就一直不能正常过性生活。

Monica: Oh, God! I’m so, I’m so sorry.

• 噢天啊，我真，真对不起。

Paul: It’s ok.

• 没事。

Monica: Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

• 我知道被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的。

Monica: How long?

• 多久了？

Paul: Two years.

• 两年。

Monica: Wow. I’m glad you smashed her watch.

• 哇哦！我真高兴你砸了她的手表。

Pual: So you still think you might want that fifth date?

• 那你还希望有第五次约会吗？

Monica: Yeah. Yeah, I do.

• 是的，我希望。

We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham, and Charles. Chachi, Chachi, Chachi…in the bonds of holy matrimony.

• 我们今天聚在这里参加Joanne Louise Cunningham和Charles. ChachiChachiChachi的神圣婚礼。

Rachel: See! But Joanie loved Chachi. That’s the difference.

• 看！可是Joanne爱Chachi。这就是区别。

Ross: "Grab a spoon. " Do you know how long it’s been since I grabbed a spoon?

• “拿起勺子。” 你知道自从我拿起勺子多久了吗？

Ross: Do the words, "Billy, don’t be a hero, " mean anything to you?

• "比利，别撑英雄"这句话对你有什么意义吗？

Joey: Great story. But I gotta go. I got a date with Andrea. Angela. No, Andrea. Oh man.

• 真是个好故事！但是，我得走了。我跟Andrea有个约会，是Angela，不，是Andrea。哦，老天。

Chandler: Andrea’s the screamer. Angela has cats.

• 是爱尖叫的那个，Angela有猫。

Joey: Right, thanks. It’s Julie. I’m out of here.

• 对，谢啦。是Julie，我走了。

Ross: Y’know, here’s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out…who am I gonna ask?

• 是这样的，就算我能振作起来去约一个女人出来，我该约谁？

Rachel: Isn’t this amazing? I’ve never made coffee before in my entire life.

• 是不是很不可思议？我这辈子从来没煮过咖啡。

Chandler: That is amazing. Congratulations.

• 是很不可思议。 恭喜你。

Rachel: Y’know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn’t anything I can’t do.

• 我想如果我能煮咖啡，没有什么事我做不了。

Chandler: No, I think it’s if I can invade Poland, there isn’t anything I can’t do.

• 不，我想应该是"如果我能入侵波兰，就没有什么事我做不了。"

Joey: Listen, while you’re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something…

• 听着，趁你现在正进入角色，如果你能做个蛋卷之类的东西…

Joey: Although, actually I’m really not that hungry.

• 事实上，我没那么饥饿。

Monica: Oh, good. Lenny and Squiggy are here.

• 真不赖，Lenny和Squigy在这里。

Good morning. Good morning.

• 早上好。 早上好。

Paul: Morning. Joey: Morning, Paul.

• 早上好。 早上好，保罗。

Rachel: Hello, Paul.

• 你好，保罗。

Chandler: Hi. Paul, is it?

• 嗨，保罗，对吗？

Paul: Thank you. Thank you so much.

• 谢谢你！太感谢你了！

Monica: You stop.

• 不要这样！

Paul: No, I’m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.

• 不，我给你说啊，昨晚上我就好像我所有的生日、毕业典礼外加大厦落成典礼。

Monica: We’ll talk later.

• 我们回头再聊。

Paul: Thank you.

• 好的，谢谢你。

Joey: That wasn’t a real date. What the hell do you do on a real date?

• 那还不是真正的约会。那你真正约会时会干什么？

Monica: Shut up and put my table back.

• 闭嘴，把我的桌子移回去。

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers,…it doesn’t make much of a difference…

• 好了，孩子们，我要去上班了。如果我不去输入那些数字…那其实也没有什么差别…

Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?

• 好像你们都有工作哦？

Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. That’s how we buy stuff.

• 对，我们都有。这样我们才有钱买东西。

Joey: Yeah, I’m an actor.

• 对，我是演员。

Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?

• 哇！我有见过你的作品吗？

Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

• 可能没有，大部分都是区域性作品。

Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns’ production of Pinocchio at the little theater in the park?

• 哦，等等，除非你碰巧在公园了的小剧场了看了皮诺曹的重播。

Joey: Look, it was a job all right?

• 听着，那也是份工作好吧？

Chandler: "Look, Geppetto. I’m a real live boy. "

• 瞧，Gippetto，我是个真正的小男孩。

Joey: I will not take this abuse.

• 我不会把这样的羞辱放在心上。

Chandler: You’re right, I’m sorry. “Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy…”

• 你是对的，对不起，“从前我是木头男孩，木头小男孩”

Joey: You should both know, that he’s a dead man.

• 你们该知道，他死定了。

Joey: Oh, Chandler!

• 噢，钱德？

Monica: So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?

• 你今天怎么样？睡得好吗？

Monica: Did you talk to Barry? I can’t stop smiling.

• 你和巴里谈过吗？我笑得停不下来。

Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

• 看得出来，你看起来就好像睡觉时有个衣架塞在你嘴里。

Monica: I know. He’s just so…Do you Remember you and Tony Demarco? Oh, yeah.

• 我知道，他只是太…你还记得你和Tony DeMarco吗？是的，记得。

Monica: Well, it’s like that. With feelings.

• 就好像那样。有感觉。

Rachel: Wow, are you in trouble!

• 哇，你有麻烦了。

Monica: Big time!

• 太棒了！

Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.

• 想要婚纱吗？几乎没用过。

Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of ourselves here.

• 我想我们谈的远了点。

Monica: Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day.

• 好啦，好啦，我要站起来，去工作了，而且不整天想着他

Monica: Or else I’m just gonna get up and go to work.

• 或者我只是站起来然后去工作。

Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!

• 那么，祝我好运！

Monica: What for?

• 为什么？

Rachel: I’m gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.

• 我要去找那个（思考）工作的事情。

Frannie: Hi, Monica.

• 嗨，莫妮卡！

Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back. How was Florida?

• 嘿，Frannie，欢迎回来！在佛罗里达过得怎么样？

Frannie: You had sex, didn’t you?

• 你做爱了，是不？

Monica: How did you do that?

• 你怎么知道的？

Oh, I hate you.

• 哦，我恨你。

Frannie: I’m pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you’re having sex! So, who?

• 我拉着我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林，你却在做爱！那么，是和谁？

Monica: You know Paul?

• 你认识保罗吗？

Frannie: Paul, the wine guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.

• 保罗，调酒那个？是呀，我认识保罗。

Monica: You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?

• 你认识他就好像我认识他一样？

Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.

• 开玩笑吧？保罗还欠我人情呢。

Frannie: Y’know Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

• 在我之前，他已经有两年没有做爱了。

Joey: Of course it was a lie.

• 当然那是个惯用伎俩！

Monica: Why? ! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?

• 为什么？为什么？为什么啊？为什么会有人这样做？

Ross: I assume we’re looking for an answer more sophisticated than :"To get you into bed. "

• 我猜我们在寻找一个比把你弄上床更深奥的答案。

Monica: I hate men! I hate men!

• 我恨男人，我恨男人！

Phoebe: Oh no, don’t hate, you don’t want to put that out into the universe.

• 不，不要讨厌，你不会想要把他们扔出宇宙的。

Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

• 是因为我吗？是不是我有某种气味，只有狗或者有严重感情问题的人才能感觉到？

Phoebe: All right, come here, give me your feet.

• 好啦，过来这里，把你的脚给我。

Monica: I just thought he was nice, you know?

• 我原以为他是个好人，知道吗？

Joey: I can’t believe you didn’t know it was a lie.

• 我真不敢相信你竟然不知道那是个谎言。

Rachel: Guess what?

• 猜猜看？

Ross: You got a job?

• 你得到工作啦？

Rachel: Are you kidding? I’m trained for nothing.

• 开玩笑吗？我一点经验都没有！

Rachel: I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.

• 今天我在十二个招聘中被嘲笑了。

Chandler: And yet you’re surprisingly upbeat.

• 然而你却出乎意料的高兴。

Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

• 如果你发现John和David的皮靴打5折你也会高兴的。

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me…

• 是呀，你多了解我啊…

Rachel: They’re my new 'I don’t need a job, I don’t need my parents, I’ve got great boots" boots.

• 这就是我的"我不需要工作，我不需要父母，我有我的新皮靴"的靴子！

Monica: How did you pay for them?

• 你用什么付帐的？

Rachel: Uh, credit card.

• 额，信用卡。

Monica: And who pays for that?

• 那谁付帐单呢？

Rachel: Um…my…father.

• 额…我…爸爸。

Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.

• 噢天哪，拜托大家，这样真的有必要吗？我的意思是，我随时可以忍住不乱花钱的。

Monica: C’mon, Rache, you can’t live off your parents your whole life.

• 拜托，瑞秋，你总不能一辈子靠父母。

Rachel: I know that. That’s why I was getting married.

• 我知道，这就是为什么我要结婚。

Phoebe: C’mon, Give her a break. It’s hard being on your own for the first time.

• 拜托，让她喘口气。第一次独立生活是很困难的。

Rachel: Thank you.

• 谢谢你。

Phoebe: You’re welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen.

• 不客气，记得我第一次来这个城市时才十四岁。

Phoebe: My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn’t know anybody.

• 我妈妈刚自杀，我的继父又进了监狱，然后来到这里，我谁都不认识。

Phoebe: And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority. And then he killed himself.

• 然后结果是我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起。最后他也自杀了。

Phoebe: And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

• 然后我找到按摩这份工作。所以相信我，我完全了解你的感受。

Ross: The word you’re looking for is: ‘Anyway’…

• 你想说的话是：“无论如何”…

Monica: All right, you ready?

• 好了，准备好了吗？

No. No, no, I’m not ready! How can I be ready!

• 不不不，我没准备好，我怎么会准备好！

Rachel: “Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute? ?”

• “嘿，瑞秋！你准备好不带降落伞就跳出飞机了？”

Rachel: Come on, I can’t do this!

• 不要这样，我做不到！

Monica: You can, I know you can!

• 你行，我知道你行！

Rachel: I don’t think so.

• 我不这么认为。

Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!

• 来吧，你都会自己泡咖啡！你什么都可以！

C’mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,…

• 来吧，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪…

Rachel: Y’know what? I think we can just leave it at that. Kind of like a symbolic gesture.

• 知道吗？我想我们这样就可以了。就好像是某个象征性行动。

Rachel, that was a library card.

• 瑞秋！那是图书卡！

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut…

• 剪、剪、剪、剪、剪、剪…

Chandler: Y’know, if you listen very closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

• 知道吗，如果你仔细听，你们也许可以听到上千个商家的尖叫。

Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

• 欢迎来到真实世界！它很糟糕，但是你会喜欢的！

Monica: Well, that’s it. You gonna crash on the couch?

• 好啦，就这样了，你要在沙发上睡？

Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime.

• 不，我得偶尔回趟家。

Monica: You be okay?

• 你还好吗？

Ross: Yeah.

• 是的。

Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor.

• 嘿，莫妮卡，看我在地上找到了什么？

Rachel: What?

• 怎么了？

Monica: That’s Paul’s watch. You just put it back where you found it.

• 那是保罗的手表。你把它放回原处吧。

Rachel: Oh, boy!

• 哦，孩子们，

Monica: Alright. Good night, everybody.

• 好啦。好吧，晚安，各位。

Monica: Good night.

• 晚安。

Ross: Oh, no, oh no no, go go go. Rachel: oh, sorry. No, you have it, really, I don’t want it.

• 哦不，哦不不，你拿去吧。哦，对不起，你拿吧，我不想要。

Ross: Split it?

• 分着吃？

Rachel: Okay.

• 好吧。

Ross: You know you probably didn’t know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. Rachel: I knew.

• 你可能不知道，在高中的时候，我曾暗恋过你。 我知道。

Ross: You did! Oh…I always figured you just thought I was Monica’s geeky older brother.

• 你知道！噢…我一直想着你只是觉得我是Monica的书呆子哥哥。

Rachel: I did.

• 我是这么认为的。

Ross: Oh…

• 噢…

Ross: Listen, do you think…? And try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here,

• 听着，你觉得…？不要受我的脆弱的影响。

Ross: but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?

• 但是你觉得如果我约你出去可以吗？有时候？可能？

Yeah. Maybe.

• 当然，可能。

Ross: Okay…Okay, maybe I will.

• 好吧… 好吧，可能我会的…

Rachel: Good night.

• 晚安。

Ross: Good night.

• 晚安。

Monica: See ya. Wait, wait. Hey, what’s with you? I just grabbed a spoon.

• 再见…等等，你怎么了？ 我只是刚刚拿起一个勺子。

Joey: I can’t believe what I’m hearing here.

• 我真不敢相信我的耳朵。

Phoebe: I can’t believe what I’m hearing here…

• 我真不敢相信我的耳朵…

Monica: What? II said you had a…

• 怎么啦，我说你有个…

Phoebe: What I said you had…

• 我说你有个…

Monica: Would you stop?

• 你能不能停下来？

Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again?

• 噢，我又来了？

All: Yes!

• 没错！

Monica: I said you had a nice butt. It’s just not a great butt.

• 我只是说你有个不错的臀部，但不是个很棒的臀部。

Joey: Oh, you wouldn’t know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.

• 噢，如果它不凑过来打你一下，你是不知道它是不是很棒的臀部的。

Ross: There’s an image.

• 想象一下。

Rachel: Would anybody like more coffee?

• 有人还要咖啡吗？

Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

• 是你煮的，还是你只是服务一下？

Rachel: I’m just serving it.

• 我只是服务一下。

Yeah, I’ll have a cup of coffee.

• 好吧，我要杯咖啡。

Chandler: Kids, new dream. I’m in Las Vegas.

• 孩子们，新的梦… 我在拉斯维加斯。

Ahh, Miss? More coffee?

• 小姐？能再来点咖啡吗？

Rachel: Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there?

• 哦，打扰一下，你能把这个给拿到那边吗？

Rachel: Go ahead. Thank you.

• 继续呀。谢谢。

Rachel: Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.

• 对不起。好啦，拉斯维加斯。

Chandler: Ok, So…I’m in Las Vegas. I’m Liza Minnelli.

• 我在拉斯维加斯…我是Liza Minelli。